It’s our 26th annual Worst X-mas Party Ever (go ahead and fact check, I dare ya). We’re doing it again, friends, with a few extra bells and whistles. Will Rhodes and Matthew Platt are adding their names to the Famous Birthdays in December to Celebrate with Friends and Family list this year! Per tradition, we’ll toss out a spread of really really really delicious foods, based on old family recipes or recipes found on soup cans from the 1950’s. Bring your appetite (and probably some tums)! The gelatin molds and tangy (yet milky) fruit salads will be plentiful, much like our holiday spirit. DJ Island Time will be spinning the hits, and we hear he’s pretty good at it and not at all bad. Like, he probably wont play Wham! five times in a row this year. Probably.

Bring your best moves, cause there might be a dance competition with REAL PRIZES! We’ve also heard rumor of a costume contest. No theme necessary, but X-mas is the theme of the party, so probably go with that (or that adjacent).

Lets do this again, for the 45th-ish time! Bring your Great Granny’s Great Depression Spam Salad, put on your pj’s, grab a bev, and get into the spirit of X-mas (and Will and Matthew’s birthdays). Come on out! Or don’t!